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crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

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not-just-some-cheesecake:

What. The. FUCK.

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Text 24 Jul 167,394 notes THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

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Photo 24 Jul 1,204 notes eyorae:

I have this stupid headcanon for domestic Eruri where they sign baby Eren up for soccer and Levi somehow ends up as a really intense soccer mom dad, complete with the ugly sports jackets and all.

eyorae:

I have this stupid headcanon for domestic Eruri where they sign baby Eren up for soccer and Levi somehow ends up as a really intense soccer mom dad, complete with the ugly sports jackets and all.

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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

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Anonymous said: Strong men with big muscles who are nice to animals make my knees weak.

weaponsgradegains:

You can easily fix that by doing some squats. 

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hylianbarista:

i was truly hoping someone made this into a gif set

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